Sunday, December 16, 2007

Linday Lohan: A Bump in the Road

I'm getting older. I work with some people in their early 20s and they were obsessed with the Paris Hilton going to jail scandal. I could care less. I thought, "Isn't there some good gossip about Morgan Fairchild? What's happening with the cast of Knots Landing?"

But the recent Lindsay Lohan controversy caught my attention. She was arrested for DUI, but people seem more upset with the small amount of cocaine found in her pocket. But she had to pep herself up. She had to drive! The law should be do not drink and drive...without cocaine. I don't get behind the wheel on Benadryl without blow. So please, kids, do not operate heavy machinery unless you've popped an upper.

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