Thursday, October 14, 2010

Political Commentary

At this point, I don't want to live in a world without Sarah Palin. Her whole family's entertaining. That Christine O'Donnell is fun too. Sure, I don't want them to hold office. But I do want them on my AOL headlines.

Who I'll really miss in a few weeks: Carl Paladino. Talk about a hoot. That's how I entertain myself. In between Netflix discs, I love to read about the wacky things he says.

Paladino got on Andrew Cuomo for bringing his kids to the Gay Pride Parade. Because there are men in speedos. But Hooters is a family restaurant. Jiggle jiggle.

He kept describing the "Men in speedos grinding each other," which he insisted was 'disgusting" It was so vivid. It obviously made quite an impression on him. When you're that descriptive, it's hard to believe you're that bothered. "Men in speedos grinding against each other. Their muscled arms embracing. A glistening of sweat. The sun against their backs like a golden kiss. Taut buttock against buttock. This is not a display for children on their fathers' shoulders, blocking my view. Kids, who you have to elbow out of the way to get closer. This is not for children! It's for you and me!"