A comic said to soldiers in the audience, "Why aren't you out smashing pussy?" Smashing pussy. That's just the kind of romantic talk women love to hear.
Smashing pussy. Is that the name of a band?
It really sounds like a side dish. Meatloaf and smashed pussy. Something Paula Deen would make. "You put in a pound of butter. Then you smash the pussy."
About Me
- Hilary Schwartz
- I am comedian Hilary Schwartz. I started a blog, which the whole world started ignoring (to be sung to the tune of BeeGees' "I Started a Joke." This tune above is the theme song Rena Zager and I created as we began our extraordinary mini-cast,"Agreeing at the Top of Our Lungs with Hilary and Rena" with comedian Rena Zager. It's a "Mini-Cast," our word for a short podcast that is at an acceptable length for the ADD public. Each installment is delicately timed to be most you can deal with us.
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