A guy I know said his computer broke down, so he had to masturbate using his imagination. Welcome to being a woman. We always use our imagination. We don't exactly take out a picture of George Clooney and have at it.
I can't believe anyone would think woman are more stupid than men. Men whack off, salivating like retarded monkeys. Meanwhile we turn into Victorian novelists. We're Virginia Woolf with a vibrator.
We use our imagination to masturbate. We also use our imagination while having sex with you. Some say women aren't visual when it comes to sex. But we like looking at good looking men. We've just learned to shut our eyes. You look so much better in there. You get full makeovers. In our minds, you have another haircut, other clothes, you're someone else.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
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