To-The-Point Movie Reviews

Shutter Island

Wound up really liking it. But during the first half I felt like I was on a bad acid trip with Boston accents. "Why can't they say 'R'!!"

Avatar

I went with some male friends, who made fun of me because I wanted to see "It's Complicated," some chick flick. Well, after see Avatar I know "It's Complicated" had to be less faggy than that movie. "I see you, Jake Sully." Avatar, you're a pussy.

Where do I even begin with Avatar? When the Navi were doing that swaying, praying in unison, I thought, "Do they really have time for pilates?"

The whole movie can be summarized as Dances with Aliens.

The Oscar: I really want Kathryn Bigelow to win, to be the first woman to win an Oscar for directing. She directed The Hurt Locker. No, I haven't seen it. But I don't care. It could be Porky's 5 and I'd still want her to win.