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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Split

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In this country, there are two groups that have fundamentally different viewpoints of the world: those that think the Bible is God's law...
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Mr. Mrs.

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At work we keep a database of customers. A co-worker always types the women’s names with “Mrs.” It’s hard enough to keep track of their emai...
Monday, January 23, 2012

What kind of Jew are you?

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There are different types of Jews. There are those with the long skirts, hats, and I don't relate to them so much. I consider them more ...
Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Inside Snow Job

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9/11 conspiracy theorists: I would believe them if they didn't all look like loons. I would listen to their arguments, if I wasn't d...
Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I'll Let You Have Your Privacy

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Doctors' offices don't even pretend to be in the service business anymore. "We can squeeze you in tomorrow at 12:30." ...
Thursday, July 14, 2011

This Blog Is Happening for a Reason

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People need to put a positive spin on pain. "I went through this pain for a reason." "It all happens for a reason." ...
Monday, July 11, 2011

I Do Want to Marry My Dog

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Now that gay people can marry, I do want to marry my dog. We really get along. No, believe me, I have never been attracted to a dog. But the...
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Hilary Schwartz
I am comedian Hilary Schwartz. I started a blog, which the whole world started ignoring (to be sung to the tune of BeeGees' "I Started a Joke." This tune above is the theme song Rena Zager and I created as we began our extraordinary mini-cast,"Agreeing at the Top of Our Lungs with Hilary and Rena" with comedian Rena Zager. It's a "Mini-Cast," our word for a short podcast that is at an acceptable length for the ADD public. Each installment is delicately timed to be most you can deal with us.
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